THE U.K.’S EJECTILE DYSFUNCTION — FAILURE TO LAUNCH

The missile hatch opened, the firm rocket stood stiff in the shaft. The button was pushed and . . . and . . . pfffft, plop. Failure to launch. We are not talking about Premature Ejectulation. Nope. This was worse. We’re talking a major case of Ejectile Dysfunction. I bet that Britain’s Lilliputian Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak, could find a big, blue pill…